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These dating tips for men have been written by my friend Eric Cohen.
Meet Quasimodo.
That’s what we call him, because he looks like Quasimodo.
Quasimodo used to never get laid. Which is kind of funny, because he was obsessed with the PUA stuff. While Elliott and I went out and got laid, Quasimodo spent his Friday nights at trolling the pickup forums, and later, porn.
Last year, I bought this dating tips for men product called Insider Internet Dating. So far, it’s in the best dating tips for men product I’ve ever purchased (outside of this boot camp that cost me $2100.)
For the price of Insider Internet Dating, it offered a great bang for the buck.
Naturally, Quasimodo wanted in on it. He didn’t want to pay for it, because Quasimodo’s cheap as fuck. “I don’t need these dating tips for men, I can just get those from the pickup forums,” he told us.
Then he would try to mooch the dating tips for men off of us. And I know why.
The thing is, this product literally gives you a cut-and-paste message that you can use with every single woman that you message online (in addition to a whole bunch of other dating tips for men).
This is not a message that you could figure out yourself. It’s a message that’s been field tested thousands of times, and tweaked to perfection. It’s not the stupid Darth Vader opener that Quasimodo used to use, in fact it makes that look totally lame by comparison. It’s simple, non-pretentious, and looks just like any other message, yet its language that turns women on in a way most men won’t understand. This alone made Insider Internet Dating worth it.
When Elliott and I started using Dave M’s dating tips for men, I doubled my response rate from women, and Elliott tripled his.
Would you give this secret message away? I don’t think so.
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But after about 4 months of whining and complaining, Quasimodo finally bought Insider Internet Dating.
Two weeks later, he brings home a girl. I wouldn’t say she was hot, but she was cute. While this girl was in the bathroom, Quasimodo comes up to me and whispers “I’m going to get laid!”
I left to go study in the library. When I came back, Quasimodo’s doing jumping jacks. Apparently, he sealed the deal.
At that time, I was just relieved that he got laid. He was being such a pain in the ass, that I didn’t care whether it was Insider Internet Dating that got him laid, or some other dating tips for men product. I was glad the drama was over.
But the next week, Quasimodo comes in with another girl. I started thinking to myself, “wow, I was thought that I was just getting laid because I had game, but apparently this Insider Internet Dating product works for guys that have zero game, too.”
They go back into Quasimodo’s room (which smells like old shoe) and I start hearing thumping and moaning. This girl ended up becoming a regular of Quasimodo. I call her the “Screamer.” She was a nice girl, but she screamed so loud during sex, that I had to buy earplugs. Don’t get me wrong, I love women, but I’m also a law student, and I need my sleep.
Quasimodo started hanging out in our apartment less and less. I was relieved, because he normally would annoy the crap out of me. But I was also proud of old Quasimodo. He was finally getting his life in order.
Insider Internet Dating isn’t magic, and buying it doesn’t guarantee success. The fact is, Quasimodo did spend a lot of time thinking about game and how to interact with women. He tried his hardest, but for a while things just weren’t working for him.
When he bought Insider Internet Dating, things sped up for him. What would have taking him four years to figure out on his own, he now had the answers for.
The thing is that dating is a numbers game. Some women are going to like you, some women are not going to like you, and that’s just reality. Any pickup artist who tells you that he can have sex with any woman he desires is lying.
Insider Internet Dating gives you the right dating tips for men to maximize your responses from women online.
Most men probably get a 5% response rate from women online. But if you use the dating tips for men provided in Insider Internet Dating, your response rate will increase dramatically.
Not only that, you’ll learn how to write messages in half of the amount of time. So, you’re actually quadrupling the number of women that respond to you.
Rather than spending six months wooing one woman, suddenly you will have six women a week competing over your time. If you’re dating six women a week, it’s a lot easier to get laid (or get a relationship) with one of them than if your only shot with a woman is once every six months.
So click the Insider Internet Dating found anywhere on this page to check out the dating tips for men that Insider Internet dating offers.
I wasn’t lying when I said that Insider Internet Dating gave me the same amount of value that $2100 boot camp gave me.
And Quasimodo will agree with me that these dating tips for men are the cheap, lazy man’s way of getting laid, getting a relationship, or getting whatever you want from women.